你那么可爱,应该遇到我 。
You're so cute, you should have met me.
我的择偶标准,长得像你,性格像你,最好是你 。
My criteria for choosing a mate: look like you, character like you, it's better to be you.
你以后走路能不能看着点啊!非要撞在我心上 。
Can you watch your walk in the future! Why do you have to bump into my heart?
我身体很好,能扛得住风雨,却扛不住想你 。
I am in good health. I can withstand the wind and rain, but I can't bear to miss you.
你快去照照镜子,看看我女朋友多漂亮 。
Look in the mirror and see how beautiful my girlfriend is.
你已经被包围了,放下武器,快点投到我怀里 。
You're surrounded. Put down your weapons. Get in my arms.
你有地图吗?我在你心里迷了路 。
Do you have a map? I lost my way in your heart.
【把男朋友撩到脸红心跳的句子,把你对象撩到脸红的句子】第一眼见到你,我就准备好鱼竿去钓你了 。
The first time I saw you, I was ready to fish for you.
除了你的美色,我不接受任何贿赂 。
I don't accept any bribes except your beauty.
我有个秘密要对你说,需要嘴对嘴告诉你 。
I have a secret to tell you. It takes mouth to mouth to tell you.
1再甜的糖也没有我们的喜糖甜 。
No matter how sweet the sugar is, it's not as sweet as our candy.
1恋爱这种东西,跟你谈才有意思啊!
It's interesting to talk to you about love!
1我丑话说在前头,你要是不当我男朋友,我就当你女朋友 。
I said in front of the scandal, if you do not my boyfriend, I will be your girlfriend.
1想做一个坏人,只对你好的那种 。
Want to be a bad person, only show kindness to you.
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