老外恶搞 33个版本Win Vista大集合

近日 , 某国外网站的一个帖子吸引了小编的注意 , 该帖子竟声称微软下一代操作系统Vista有多达33个版本 。如果我们仔细看一下这些“Vista”的名称 , 就能发现这只是一个提前到来的愚人节恶作剧 。事实上 , 微软已发表声明 , 称Vista共有6个核心版本 。以下是帖子译文:

雷蒙德 , WA-微软今天宣布新一代操作系统Vista总共将推出33个版本以满足不同消费者的需求 。微软Windows客户端部门主管Barry Goffe在今年早些时候宣布了这一“创新性”的决定 。Goffe表示 , “我们此举是为了最大限度地提供适合消费者的产品 。”这些“Vista”详细列表如下:

Vista Professional Edition(专业版)
Vista Semi-Professional Edition (半专业版)
Vista Slightly Professional Edition (略微专业版)
Vista Complete Amateur Edition (完全业余版)
Vista Server Edition (服务器版)
Vista Server Premium Edition (高级服务器版)
Vista Server Not Bad But Not As Good As Premium Edition (不坏但不如高级版好的服务器版)
Vista Server My Other Edition Is Premium Edition Edition (#¥%……※)
Vista 5 User License Edition (5用户版)
Vista Site License Edition (站点用户版)
Vista Country License Edition (国家用户版)
Vista Planetary License Edition (行星用户版)
Vista Galaxy License Edition (银河用户版)
Vista Universe License Edition (大学用户版)
Vista Universe License Without Windows Media Player Edition* (阉割掉Media Player的大学用户版)
Vista Home Edition (家庭版)
Vista Home Premium Edition (高级家庭版)
Vista Home Premium Edition With Some Server Features(拥有一些服务器特性的高级家庭版)
Vista Home I Can"t BelIEve It"s Not Server Edition (难以置信它不是服务器版)
Vista Away From Home But Have My Laptop With Me Edition (专业版)
Vista Gamers Edition (游戏版)
Vista Mostly Play Games but Also Like to Surf the Net Edition (专职玩游戏、业余上网版)
Vista Boot Straight Into World of Warcraft and Never Be Seen Again Edition (直接引导进魔兽世界版)
Vista Just Read Email And Clean Up Viruses Edition (仅收邮件和杀毒版)
Vista Downloaded Via Bittorrent Just Wait For The Subpoena Edition (BT下载并等待侵权之后被传唤版)
Vista Erases Your iPod Edition (with Free Creative Player Voucher Included) (清除 iPod内存版)
Vista Beginners Edition (初级版)
Vista Intermediate Edition (中级版)
Vista Advanced Edition (高级版)
Vista Write My Own Drivers Edition (自己写驱动版)
Vista One Finger On The Reset Button Edition (手指放在重启键版)
Vista Uninstall And Reinstall XP Edition (卸载并重新安装版)
Vista ME Just Joking! Practical Jokers Edition (恶作剧版)
*Only Available In Europe(仅在欧洲上市)

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